The Eggsorcist Foaming Sugar Scrub

 “The power of peeps compels you!” 

Do you ever feel possessed… by dry, dull skin? Well, fear not (or maybe fear just a little) because The EGGSORCIST Foaming Sugar Scrub is here to banish the roughness, one unholy scoop at a time!

This terrifyingly sweet scrub smells like an unholy fusion of sugary jelly beans and marshmallow Peeps, tempting even the most demonic souls. But beware—this isn’t your average Easter treat…

What’s Inside?

Whipped to eerie perfection, this foaming sugar scrub cleanses, exfoliates, and leaves your skin feeling softer than a freshly hatched chick.

Topped with a glow-in-the-dark inverted cross—because your bath ritual should have a little extra… blasphemy.

Swirled in sickly green and cursed pinkish purple, inspired by a certain pea-soup projectile enthusiast.

So, if your skin is looking a little damned, it’s time to scrub away the impurities and let your inner glow (or… just your glow-in-the-dark bath art) shine!

Drop it in your cart before it levitates away!