Deadite Delight Body Lotion

Soft skin or possessed skin? Why not both?

Even the Book of the Dead couldn’t craft a potion this powerful! Deadite Delight Body Lotion seeps into your skin like a curse (but, like, a good one), drenching you in the otherworldly scent of pink grapefruit, pomegranate, and the distant hum of a chainsaw revving in the woods. This deeply moisturizing formula is perfect for reviving dry, undead skin—because even Evil Deadites deserve a little hydration.

Apply generously: It won’t make you immune to possession, but at least you’ll smell amazing while crawling out of the basement.