Is there something unholy lurking on your hands? Do your palms feel possessed by the remnants of sticky Easter candy, mysterious goo, or—gasp!—pea soup?!
Fear not, for The EGGSORCIST Hand Soap is here to cleanse your sins (and your skin) with every eerie pump! Infused with a diabolically delightful blend of sugary jelly beans and marshmallow Peeps, this soap smells so sweet it might just make your head spin.
Why You Need This (Before It’s Too Late):
- Washes away the horrors of Easter egg hunts gone wrong.
- Scented with wickedly sweet treats—because nothing says “pure evil” like a sugar rush.
- A devilishly vibrant purple hue—because no one wants boring bath products, right?
Whether you’re casting out dirt, demons, or just post-holiday stickiness, one thing is certain… your hands will be CLEANSED! (No holy water required.)
Grab yours now—before it levitates out of stock!
15 fluid ounces
