HAND SOAP

"What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?" Tutti Fuckin' Frutti! Hand Soap smells like, drumroll please, tutti fuckin' frutti! Vegan, cruelty free, phthalate free. Ingredients: Purified Water, Sodium Laureth...

You shall wash thy hands… Black Phillip smells like patchouli, vanilla and black pepper. You’ll sell your soul for this dark and brooding fragrance. Vegan, cruelty free, phthalate free. Ingredients:...

Satanic Panic Hand Soap smells like blood orange and ritual sacrifice! Vegan, cruelty free, phthalate free. Ingredients: Purified Water, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Lauryl Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride, Propylene Glycol,...

Smells like out-of-this-world banana cream pie! Vegan, cruelty free, phthalate free. Ingredients: Purified Water, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Lauryl Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea, Citric Acid, Disodium...

Smells like rainbow sherbet!

Smells like murderous (and super sweet) suckers!

What’s your favorite scary movie? 🔪 🍂 Smells like a cool autumn evening - pear, geranium, oak and ruthless, knife wielding psychos. Vegan, cruelty free, phthalate free. Ingredients: Purified Water,...

We took cotton candy and made it sparkle with a splash of champagne! Vegan, cruelty free, phthalate free. Ingredients: Purified Water, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Lauryl Glucoside, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride,...

I'm your friend til the end! Good Guys Hand Soap smells like orange soda, possessed dolls and melted plastic.