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Sometimes the best costume is no costume at all. Channel chaotic roadside horror energy with this “Cheap Ass Halloween Costume” tee—an iconic nod to House of 1000 Corpses and everyone’s favorite towering, misunderstood menace, Tiny Firefly.
Featuring bold, dripping orange lettering on a jet-black tee, this design screams last-minute Halloween realness with a wink to cult horror fans who get it. Whether you’re keeping it low-effort, high-impact or paying tribute to one of the most unforgettable characters in horror, this shirt does all the work for you.
Pressed in-house by the Glamgoria Ghouls!
Unisex sizing.
Our spooky tees are stitched from 100% cotton and conjured for everyday eeriness. Soft, breathable, and wickedly wearable.
Want a more rebellious fit? Choose the Raw Edge Crop option and we’ll hand-cut the shirt into a cropped style with an unfinished raw edge for that perfectly distressed horror-fan look.

